I received this at the end of an email earlier today. I found it amusing enough to share.
“Notice: No trees were destroyed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
“DISCLAIMER: This e-mail is a natural product. The slight inconsistencies in spelling and grammar only enhance its distinct character and are in no way to be considered flaws or defects.”
I recently heard about a disclaimer in a brochure for a prominent travel agency. It said, “We apologize for any errors misspellings or typo’s in this brochure. Some people find enjoyment in pointing out others mistakes, and we want to provide something for everybody.”