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An animation worth watching

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34244097/

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers…

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.

It wasn’t very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”

“My car broke down, Officer” says the woman, calmly.

“Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!” asks the Officer…

“Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!” she replies.

(From one of Ross’s emails.)

New words for an old gospel standby (from the TV show “Malcolm in the Middle”):

“Amazing race, how sweet the taste, that saved a wrench for me. I once was in the lost and found. Was blind but found my keys. My face …”

“… although I’m sure somebody in America is currently trying to patent the photon.”

From a zdnet article.